“That’s bullshit! I’m gonna take some cocaine because that’s what middle class Australians do”
The Harry Potter books according to Lucius Malfoy
- Lucius Malfoy and the Hereditary Superiority Complex
- Lucius Malfoy and the Stupid Fucking Elf
- Lucius Malfoy and the Hearing About This
- Lucius Malfoy and the Better Seats Than Thou
- Lucius Malfoy and the Fat Kid Breaking The Prophecy
- Lucius Malfoy and the Sitting In Prison
- Lucius Malfoy and the Ass Kissing
… and Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy running through the crowd, not even attempting to fight, screaming for their son.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (via degenerateroyalty)
Man’s brain and its wonderful ‘stalk’
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